Rocks:

I’ve got some advice for you: chug rocks, bud!

Here’s a tip: suck crag, pal!

I’ve got an idea. Why don’t you go lick bricks, sister?!

Take it from me and go munch slate, senator!

A word to the wise: french pebbles, reverend!

If I were you, I’d go tongue the wrong side of a cliff, cowboy!

Do yourself some good and sniff stone, dude!

Heed this warning and gargle boulders, m’lady!

A rolling stone gathers no moss and a dummy like you gathers no friends!

Diamonds are forever, but my patience with you is running out, jerk!

Butts:

Tell it to my ass, friendo!

Blow it out your bunghole, comrade!

Shove it in your waist cheeks, brother!

Stuff it between your leg peaches, slugger!

Store it in your poop flaps, compadre!

Roll it up your back bumps, governess!

Smooch my shit shelf, ace!

Mouth-season my rump roast, big man!

Sorry, I didn’t catch what you said, amigo. I don’t speak ass-for-brains!

Good one! Did your butt tell your brain to say that, idiot?