Unreleased Sun Kil Moon Songs
The Night I Watched Half an Episode of Seth Meyers and Then Stopped Because I Felt Tired
Gracefully Eating A Pint of Cherry Garcia
Unleaded/Leaded
The Newspaper Is Lighter Than It Used To Be
Pitchfork Gave The War On Drugs Record An 8.8? OK
David And Megan Are Having Problems
Franklin Took Off His Belt And Began Breathing Heavily
It's A Red Lobster Summer And You're Invited To Our Sizzling Snow Crab Siesta
That Mountain Goats Record About Professional Wrestling
Someone Is Stealing The Arts and Entertainment Section from Our Sunday Paper
Oh My Rockness Has My Nashville Dates Listed Incorrectly
How Many Dominicans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
I Got Some Shit On My Face
I Upgraded My Computer To Windows 10 And Everything Feels The Same
Florence, Did You Think They Are Skimping On The Times At The Plant Or Is Someone Is Ransacking Our Paper?
This Is A Good Price For A Flight
Carol Did An Open Mic And Wrote A Blog Post About The State of Comedy in 2015
1986 Feels Like A Credible Year For Some Reason
I Tweeted Something Racy and Lost My Mesa Boogie Sponsorship
My Dad Had A Mustache, You Have An Ironic Mustache
Smoking Cigarettes Is A Terrible Decision But I Trust The Wisdom of Someone Who Smokes
Song For Sponsored Content
Song For David
Song For Megan
Song For David and Megan To Work Their Stuff Out
Do People Like Peavey Amps?
For Some Reason I Always Confuse Tig Nataro and Bam Margera
Only Teenagers Wear Ankle Socks
I've Never Met A Donald
Rick Worked In A Pep Boys For A Year Before Transferring To Another Pep Boys Closer To His Home
I Love The Style Of A Woman's Bike And I Wished It Conformed To My Body
I Know A Lot About Bees
The Skateboard Term “Mongo” Is Offensive
In Middle School I Wore My Stepfather's Zubaz Pants
I Found The Arts And Entertainment Section But It Was In The Toilet For Some Reason