Linda got all his dress bandanas in the divorce.

Beach restaurant in Tampa just a front for a string of illegal beach restaurants.

Cannot mention daughter Brooke without smacking his chops.

Cannot mention son Nick without smacking his chops.

Wished nickname was “Chulk Hogan,” blames unfortunate “Hulk” moniker on African-Americans.

Loves the extra duck sauce he gets when he orders Chinese takeout - “it shows they care, brother.”

“Who's buying those individual 1/8 inch screws at Home Depot? Buy a box and get the fuck out, brother.”

Rowdy Roddy Piper much more docile after a soft petting.

Got in on the ground floor of ISIS.

Once pitched a six month program with Ultimate Warrior where he would first wrestle Pre-antepenultimate Warrior, Antepenultimate Warrior, and Penultimate Warrior.

Refuses to cry in public fearing inevitable “Sulk Hogan” tabloid headline.

Only became a professional wrestler to avoid the shame of being a non-famous racist.

"I can't think of three good songs off Surfer Rosa, brother. Bring on the Internet hate."

Son Nick was born via immaculate conception.

Biggest pet peeve? Dirty rain gutters.

Second biggest pet peeve? African-Americans.

"Unleaded gasoline is for foreign cars only, brother."

An entire episode of Saturday Night's Main Event had to be re-taped because he kept calling Vince McMahon “Vance McMuffin.”

“I'll take Hardcore Pawn over Pawn Stars any day of the week, brother.”

"The 'T' in Mr. T doesn't stand for Ten Inches, but it should, brother."

Ruined another episode of Saturday Night's Main Event trying to eat Vance McMuffin.